As a Redeemer, she offers the soon-to-be-departed one last chance to atone for their sins. All is forgiven.Reya Sinclair is the last person a man sees before he dies. But for Killing Me Softly, it’s just awful, so awful that it is the kind of movies people rent and play at parties just for laughs.Ĭhen Kaige, China’s calling. Still, such movies can be grand fun if the camp-o-meter hits the roof. Both of them exude the sexual chemistry of a carrot stuffed in a toilet bowl. Joseph Fiennes? Oh dear, that man seems to believe that putting on that constipated face is what we call “Byronesque moodiness”. If the script is laughable, Heather Graham doesn’t help matters with her single facial expression for every scene in this movie.

“You’re his sister, but you are also my friend.” Let’s just say Julia won’t be winning any prizes quiz shows anytime soon.

When her husband terrifies her, she runs right to his sister for help. The plot is pathetic, and Julia, to be blunt, is braindead. Or if you love laughing and bitching at the truly atrocious fashion – Julia’s “wedding dress” and Adam’s all-black jumper are truly to die-laughing at, even a certain Mr Blackwell will probably die of multiple orgasms at the sheer fashion atrocity in this movie. This is the movie to watch if you want to see Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes all naked (but no unobstructed frontal scenes though) and engaging in stimulated sex as erotic as watching dogs hump on the streets. Finally, that stupid woman realizes that the man she has witnessed almost killing a mugger, the man who asks her to pose naked by cemetery headstones, and who runs like T2000 running low on oil – finally after a note comes, she realizes that her husband may not be that sane after all. That’s when Alice starts getting anonymous notes warning her of her husband. This mild sado-asphyxiative antics of theirs culminate in their marriage. Never mind that she is living with someone, she just has to end up having wild monkey sex with Adam. Heather Graham, sporting an eerily monotonous expression in all her scenes, orgasmic or terrified, plays Alice London, an ad company executive who encounters the mysterious Adam Tallis one morning at the traffic light. Oh my goodness, this movie is so atrocious and hammy and filled with so many stupid dialogues that it’s like Chen Kaige’s interpreter had played a tasteless joke on the man. Main cast: Heather Graham (Alice Loudon), Joseph Fiennes (Adam Tallis), Natascha McElhone (Deborah Tallis), Ulrich Thomsen (Klaus), and Ian Hart (Daniel)Īfter Farewell My Concubine and Temptress Moon, Chen Kaige decides to try his hand at directing an English movie, this “erotic thriller” Killing Me Softly.

Unearthed by C.J. Barry